You said tonight is a wonderful night to die. Look at all those stars, look at how goddamn ugly those stars are.

Its 4:30 am. I have a midterm in 5 hours and another in 8. I am fucked. There are 2 lectures I havent even looked at, but I think I need to sleep more. This is pathetic.

Ive been studying ALL DAY. No-Doze doesnt keep you awake for that long, and Im afraid to take more. But dude, was I alert for awhile.

I fucking hate midterms. This time tomorrow I will be slightly relieved, but still working on a paper. After Friday at 4pm I will fucking cry with joy. Then I will cry with laughter, because Sara is in a drag king show. She's singing "Sexy Back" and her name is "Skyler Paks." That is going to be AMAZING.

I have spent the last 48 hours in the living room with Sara, my computer, coffee, cigarettes, no-doze, and cookies. I feel collegiate in the worst possible way.